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Paul Barford and his partners in crime

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Paul Barford serial blogger and saviour of world heritage, makes regular accusations about historic sites being pillaged throughout the western world. He cites on his blog the Staffordshire Hoard site being visited by nighthawks as unfilled holes have been found across the field, and criticises the security measures being taken.

 What he fails to tell his viewers, is that he is often the instigator of many of these visits as last year he published on his blog the site of the Poulton Hoard. He even ran a guessing game as to which field it was found, guiding them to the particular field. He then congratulates two local lads who were also known nighthawks at guessing the exact spot. Well done Mr. Barford aren't we a clever chappie.

Three months later these two nighthawks were caught by the gamekeeper on the hoard field detecting and digging holes. They were ordered off and the details passed onto the local police. Now what Paul Barford has done as aider and abettor of a crime is become liable himself, even though he didn't actually hawk the fields himself, his intention was to purposefully assist, or otherwise promote the commission of a crime or a tort.

In a criminal offence, a person who aids and abets in a crime, participates in the commission of the crime by performing some overt act or by giving advice or encouragement. The person should be sharing the criminal intent of the person who actually commits the crime. However, it is not necessary for the aider and abettor to be physically present at the scene of the crime, or take part in the actual criminal offence. Under criminal law, an aider and abettor party to a crime will be criminally liable as a principal, an accessory before the fact, or an accessory after the fact. Maybe we will see you in court soon Paul!


Everyone knows I forced Paul to closed his blog down last year for several weeks, after he infringed on my copyright of 120 photographs, which he stole off my net album, and hosted directly on his blog without payment of £500 per image, which he had previously acknowledged was the fee.

 

Which I believe works out at £60,000,  Plus the edition of several items of treasure he found on the web and added them to my images, because nothing  I had posted contravened the Treasure Act, so he thought he would add some himself just to make sure it did. Which is also a criminal act , planting evidence on an innocent man, tut tut I could probably get you extradited for that one.

 

Also the strange phenomena of how an image posted by Paul on his blog, ends up as my screen saver on my computer which is password protected. This sounds a bit like hacking software to me, can't you be extradited for that. 

 

  



Does it not seem strange how Paul felt it necessary to delete his blog history of what he wrote at the time, if he is innocent, as he never deletes anything unless absolutely necessary and now he bleats on 'I've done nothing wrong Guv, I'm the victim in all this'.
For someone who spends there life attacking others, isn't it nice to see Paul squirming as he bounces between justification of his actions and damage limitation to his blog.



 

Oh and another thing Paul, making up claims I threatened to kill you, is another criminal offence, especially when you re-wrote it, as I have the original email.

This is also a guy who say's only a coward writes under a assumed name, from a guy who has removed all his photographs  off the net, because he is frightened of showing his face.

 

If you were a dog turd Paul, I'd step on you!




Well all I can say Paul is your the lowest form of life, far worse than any nighthawker or looter of sites. There you are criticising heritage loss, when all along you are actively encouraging it behind our backs.

 

Are you so bitter and twisted that you need to invent problems that don't exist, but then cause them with your own ignorance and stupidity. Paul say's the information was already available in the public domain, which the video was, but what spastic would freeze frame the images on the video, counting the trees in the hedgerow to then cross reference it with Google maps,  then pass on the information to known nighthawks who were viewing his blog. 

The reason why Paul did this, was so he could highlight the nighthawking problem, which he himself caused.  






 

If you view Google maps on China you will see a large yellow streak going across the landscape this will be the Yellow river, if you view Poland you will see the same thing, but this will probably be Paul's underpants.
 
 
 

 

If you don't like what I have written then may I suggest you get yourself a good Solicitor and sue me for libel, which is slightly pointless as I have all the evidence I need.

 

National Barford day 10th March

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I noticed Paul posted a comment on his latest blog, saying the copyright infringement of my images hadn't  been the thing that closed his blog down on September 2011. He tried to blur the  statement by saying he had  received  threats from other sources, but didn't go into detail, but that's why he did it.

 Reading between the lines with  Paul being a  master of deceit, I believe it goes back to the fact I had  announced on the 12th September 2011 a National Barford day. This is where anyone who had images or work hosted on the Barford blog  which had been uploaded without the permission of the owner, to contact Google on a said day and claim copyright infringement. The day chosen was the 18th September.
Now wait for this by remarkable  coincidence this was the day the Barford blog disappeared for several weeks.

He is now making out he received threats at the time, but I believe he knew what was about to happen, as he had seen it published on this blog, so he downed his blog to protect it.

He knew if Google received multiple complaints on the same day they would have to act and close his blog down, and in a more severe case delete his Google account completely.

I would like to suggest we have another go because I believe this is his Achilles heel, if everyone on the 10th March 2013 files a complaint to Google about copyright infringements, for any work he is hosting which belongs to you. Having so many hits on the same day will close him down.
Check his blog for any past infringements a make a note where it can be found, then send your complaint to Google. Anything from stolen images to written word. He will try to claim 'fair use' for criticism but with so many complaint Google will have to act. 

This can only happen if we all pull together, we have had over 6000 hits on this blog, so Paul has many fans.

Read his blog and act now, every little counts!


 
If you see any pictures he has hosted on his blog even if it doesn't belong to you, it belongs to someone. Right click the image to bring up properties, and under general you will see the jpeg name, copy and paste that into Google and you will go back to the source. Here send a message to the owner of the image telling him his image is being used without his permission. That should do it, and tell them to complain on the 10th March

NATIONAL BARFORD DAY 10TH MARCH

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As many of you have seen the Barford blog has changed dramatically over the last year, and many of the images he had hosted have been removed due to copyright infringement. He has had to go through page by page removing images which he had stolen off the net.

Many of us have now received official confirmation from Google about how they are they are now monitoring his blog. We will now hit them again, this time use the words 'Cyber bullying and remind them it is an offence under British law to harass individuals. The Act states that it is unlawful to cause harassment, alarm or distress by a course of conduct and states that ‘A person must not pursue a course of conduct which amounts to harassment of another.' If he has mentioned you personally and has belittled you on his blog, now is the time to act, quote these two acts.
 
 

 Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994

 

Protection from Harassment Act 1997
 
 
 
http://www.respectme.org.uk/Cyberbullying-and-the-law.html

Paul is a creature of habit, and cannot help himself so as soon as he picks on an individual and names him by person, we will have him.

Good luck.......every little counts

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                                               THAT'S LIFE INNIT'

Isn't it nice to see Barford the septic pustule squirming as I slowly turn up the heat on him. I have no problem with criticism of the hobby where it is justified, but Paul has overstepped the boundaries of reasonable debate with his blinkered vision and despotism. His contemptuous remarks at belittling ordinary people who undertake a perfectly legal hobby has gone beyond what is exceptable. He is nothing more than a cyber bully who trolls through forums picking on individuals who he can then mock in his own inevitable style.

 

Paul sees himself as some sort of intellect but then ridicules anyone who idealistic views or education fall short of his. 'Where has it all gone wrong he cries' as he tries too justify 4 years of  heritage blogging which will invariably go down the drain, when they pull the plug on him.

 

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                                       The art of Barford fishing

 

Many people who undertake metal detecting have probably dabbled at a bit of fishing over the years. The patience's required in both hobbies is very similar, where at the end of the day you may be rewarded with something special.

 

Now Barford fishing required cunning and stealth. First of all wear something very bright to get yourself noticed, because Barford's naturally live in a dimly lit environment, so will have very poor vision.  There are lots of forums for you to join, with like minded people where you can discuss the elusive Barford and show the best type of bait to grab his attention.  People often think the lure should be of gold or silver, but any old crap will do.  

 

Barford's have been known to migrate from Britainto Poland, but in recent years have a tendency to stay in Poland, as the number of predators that would attack this weak  species is far less.

 

Due to over fishing in the past century  Barford's are now becoming increasing rare on our shores, but because they have been known to harbour a brain disease, control methods are still in force across Europe.

 

Barford's are a fairly aggressive species and will attack anyone who collects anything shiny from the ground that grabs it's attention..

 

Because of the simple brain mechanism and feeding habit they tend to appear in the same area time and time again, looking for something to feed on and will often go over the same old ground.

 

If you are ever fortunate to hook a Barford then you will need to dispatch it fairly  quickly as they give off a fairly unpleasant odour, and are fairly unpalatable as they have a tendency to stick in the throat. A 30lb lump hammer on the back of the skull is usually suffice as they will offer very little resistance.

 

When gutting the species, you will need to remove the head first, as the lower colon has taken up most of  the brain cavity and is now so full of crap, it will taint the rest of the flesh. A unique attribute of this species is the fact they are completely spineless and often require support from others, to survive.

 

Happy Hunting!

 

    

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                                                        What an 'outing'


Now that Barfart has retreated back to the Bat cave, to lick his wounds, how does he think it went. We see on the latest photograph of him, he is now 'Lord of the ring piece', and has now become playmate of the month on every gay forum. But always remember safe sex  Paul, no more than 6 inches deep otherwise Nigel may end up with a wristwatch on his todger, that was left behind in the dark ages

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 The new Barford detector, designed to put the detected objects back in the ground, to the depth of 6ft.



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False "Barford" Blogs, Not Actually by Paul Barford




I would just like to inform all my readers, this blog is not really by Paul Barford, but a much cheaper imitation posing as the great man himself. Paul is so unsure of himself nowadays he feels the need to inform everyone on his blog, just in case there is any confusion. So I thought I would put the record strait, Paul is a much older, duller kind of guy, someone you  would probably want to kick if you walked past them in the street. Very shifty, slightly myopic and has a bit of a paunch from lack of exorcise.

He has a tendency to correct people's spelling as his superior intellect cant cope with bad punctuation, and has been known to write a few children's books in his spare time.  

 

Imbecile and online troll

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Imbecile and online troll Paul Barford has spent his life attacking anyone who has views which differs to his own. In his hermetically sealed and blinkered world, with no friends apart from a single celled amoeba called Nigel Swift the septic pustule from Stourport upon severn. Bashing away in a darken room night after night, bouncing from one Continent to another like a trolling caped crusader, savoir of the world heritage. Striking terror into all those loutish  metal detectorists  and collectors around the globe, who defy his toxic words and bullying tactics.

 

One thing our caped crusader doesn't like apart from the dreaded kryptonite is someone who takes the effort to hit him back.

Our Super Hero must grimace every time he reads this blog because it's tagged to his, so when you Goggle his name this site appears. He tries to make out he is unaffected by it, but if you see here it's not quite the case.

 

Since his misuse of other peoples images Goggle threatened to remove him for good, so he has had to make do with unrelated images to go along with his text. This is an outright win for us, and Paul crawls back into the sewer to lick his wounds.

 

Not to be outwitted Paul searches frantically through my blog looking for images I have used, and tries to find the owner of them, telling them they are being used by me.  

 
What do the owners do, nothing, WHY! because they realise that the BARFORD'S of this world are the dregs of society and need to be eradicated.

If you read his comment at the bottom of this link, I almost pissed myself laughing! he cries ''I'd obviously like him to take that insulting and misleading blog (and his other one) down''
 All I can say Paul, is your blog, would just have a heading left, without any content, you don't know the meaning of misleading!

http://conormchale.blogspot.co.uk/2012/01/dark-satanic-environmental-archaeology.html

http://paul-barford.blogspot.co.uk/


TAKE A GOOD LOOK at Paul Barford's behaviour,  this is precisely the sort of Wally people want to avoid any reasonable debate with, the P.A.S don't want him, detectorists don't want him, collectors don't want him and I doubt his parents ever wanted him. The PAS wants to grab more millions of public money, to pay those hard working detectorists who go out it all weathers  just to save our Britain's' heritage. Take a good look and decide what you think about that as a "policy". 

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                       Barford Fried Chicken

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Try the new improved Barford Fried Chicken, it's finger licking good. Out of work author, car washer and Polish translator of children's book, has now started his own successful business in the fast food industry.

 

With his own secret recipe made from tripe, served in a bargain bucket.

 

He has said ''it's always nice to end up with a bone in your box'' even if it did belong to his friend Nigel.

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                             In a nutshell





I see Dorothy King has had problems with on-line trolls and just shows what sick bastards their are out there when you read her blog, She says on her blog ''there are always some weirdos, overwhelmingly men, who sent strange emails. Some were rants, others about their sexual fantasies.  Even close male friends thought I was exaggerating until I forwarded a selection of these emails: men sending naked photos of themselves, men telling me they masturbate to my photo, and emails of that''http://phdiva.blogspot.co.uk/Barford himself a super troll would never sink to such levels and splash out on such things, would he !. As to  sending sperm samples through the post, to archaeological hot totty, is way beyond his abilities as a man and the Polish postal service. Although Mrs Barford has been heard to say ''Paul often comes in a jiffy''

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                               Excrement Times


After reading the latest instalment of the Excrement Times aka ''The Barford Blog'' It nice to see Old yellow belly chipping in with his latest comment:

''Nae worries Paul, there's a clear pattern developing. Mr Winter and the US lobby allied themselves with Messrs Stout and Howland and pulled out once they realised. Now the latter are making the same mistake with Mr Taylor.(They should know that Mr Taylor is the one that has been "silenced" after being warned by the police about his threats of violence towards me.)

Let them continue to ally themselves with the worst elements of metal detecting - as a poet said "you can judge a man by the company he keeps". And it's quite appropriate because let's face it, they buy from the worst elements of metal detecting already whether they claim they're unaware or not - which is the whole problem and the source of their dislike of you.

They're making the situation clear for all to see. You can't present yourself as Noel Coward if your best mates are - well, different. 
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27 September 2013 01:04''

 

I would just like to correct that dog turd on a few things, no threat of violence was ever mentions on my web site as all I said was I would drive 40 miles and squash young Nigel's nose.

 

I had a wonderful talk with West Mercia Police when they rang me one evening, and I told them to check out what I wrote'' There are many people called Nigel in the World, and squashing noses is not a criminal offence in Britain. Spreading one's nose over your face with a swift punch, is something completely different.The word ''Swift'' was never mentioned on my web site.

They agreed that no offence had been committed, and they would take a serious look at the Barford blog. So it kind of back fired. 



As you can see in the paragraph below published by Swift on his blog , with the typical word manipulation that Barford and Swift are past masters at, entering his name in brackets changes the whole context of the sentence. So with him now openly publishing on his blog I made threats to him, has now become libellous and I have now copied it for future use against him.  

“I don’t expect we will hear much from him [Nigel Swift] as he only lives a 40 minute drive away, just a little bit too close for comfort, and I would hate to have to squash his nose!”



This is just another example of some  ''gob shite'' who tries to twist words around to his own advantage.

As to being silenced think again!





You lost all credibility with your local police in Stourport-Upon-Severn when you posted up your so called achievement several days later on your blog, showing how you tried to manipulate the situation to your own advantage. They phoned me to say you were indeed a trouble maker, like I had told them.


 

Your 3 children must really be proud of there father and all he has achieved.. I suppose they get used to you standing in a pool of your own piss, when ever anyone rings the door bell.
 
 
 
 



 

I think Nigel is just after his own false blog, I'll see what I can do mate!






P/S and a message to the Talking arsehole Barford , as to not recording finds, may I suggest you contact a few museums to see how many items I have given or are on long term loan agreements with them. Like everything you print, no research is ever undertaken to show what we contribute, only what we take.

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                                                          Verbal diarrhea


Are these guys for real, they spend there lives attacking members of the public who's only crime is enjoying a perfect legal hobby of metal detecting or collecting.

Heritage belongs to everyone, not just a select few who studied a degree course and now by some God given right, can desecrate graves in the name of science, removing bodies of our ancestors by packing them into  cardboard boxed to be analized sometime in the future.

 

 Barford sits in his ivory tower telling us how we should run our lives. He pays absolutely nothing into our tax system and  contributes nothing to our balance of payments.

 

He was happy to leave our shores for Poland,  but still thinks he has a say in the way we run our Country.

There are over 60 million people in Britain, who really don't give a hoot about our heritage, so you have a lot of work ahead of you to convince the population of the ''Barford master plan'', you would have more of an effect if you farted into a hurricane.

 

The only people who ever post support on the Barford blog are mentally retarded, and looking at the inane questions they post, have little knowledge on anything.

 

''When all are blind around you, it's pointless carrying a torch to lead the way. ''

 

This is what they say on there blog, when the same treatment is serve back to them''UK metal detectorists (ambassadors for the hobby) really do not know when to stop''.

These are the same guys who post throughout the night, when others are tucked up in bed, what exciting lives they lead, churning out endless crap night after night. What do there families think of it.


Mrs Barford comment:

 

Well their I was lying in Bed at 2.00 am in the morning, and I awoke to see Paul's shadow by the window, he was making frantic hand movements, up and down with his left hand. I shouted ''Paul are you wanking again'', to which he replied ''No dear, I thought I would just check my laptop for the latest news on Egyptian antiquities , then maybe watch a bit of porn.'' 
 
Another exciting night in the Barford household! 

 

 

Extract from the Barford blog

 


The next stage in the vicious harassment of a grassroots
UK heritage group for expressing its views on the erosion of history by artefact hunting. It seems certain UK metal detectorists (ambassadors for the hobby) really do not know when to stop.

From Heritage Action's Heritage Journal:
Another artefact hunter of similar ilk, a Mr Taylor, (who has been spoken to by the police for openly publishing threats to come to my house and attack me), has taken to impersonating us so if you see any obscene or otherwise objectionable comments in the name of Heritage Action or similar or any of its members, they won’t have come from us.

Frankly while the rest of the detectorists just stay quiet and do not react to this kind of stuff coming from their own ranks (by trying to stop these louts, distancing themselves from it every time it happens, solidarising with the victims, or even just apologising), I think we are justified in holding them all responsible. 

TAKE A GOOD LOOK at this behaviour, for these are precisely the sort of people the PAS wants to grab more and more millions of public quid to make into the "partners" of the British Museum, archaeological heritage professionals and to whom they want us all to entrust the exploitation of the archaeological record. Take a good look and decide what you think about that as a "policy".  

 
Tip for today, if you want to impersonate one of these moron's on the Barford blog, and have a little fun, just sign yourself into Google Blogger and use one of his friends names for your blog. When you then comment on his blog your name will be heritageaction or whatever name you choose. He will have to check each time with the author, whether it is them or not. To change your name at will, just go into dashboard and switch to another name. This will keep the children happy for hours!

This really will piss him off! ......Have a nice day Paul!


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Hey Ho, the bitch is gone!

 

 

Jan Wills, County Archaeologist, who has worked for the Service since 1985, is leaving Gloucestershire Archaeology in early September after 28 glorious years with the County Council.

 

All I can say is I hope she ends up working on the streets, as detectorist's across the Country will raise a glass and rejoice at her departure. On the same scale as Barford,  a complete bitch who had nothing good to say about metal detecting, and was allegedly  behind many of the restrictions we now have in place today, as she was a trustee on the board of the C.B.A.

Even hated by those that worked with her! Maybe Barford could employ her.

 

Good riddance

This is a copy of her handy work written by one of her staff, just one of the many letters I obtained under The Freedom of Information Act. They then crapped themselves when they heard I was going to sue them for libel: But I can do far more damage to them by publishing the letters, as every detectorist in the Country will see how they stalk us.







The archies several years later put over 100 trenches in this area 10m x 3m looking for this alleged site, and found a 17th Century pipe stem. Which must make it the most expensive pipe stem on record. Ha Ha


 


This information was fed to them by some jumped up shit who is known by the name of Peter Twitt, not sure about the two 'tt' at the end. Now archaeology is in his hands God help us!

 

Tim Grubb Archaeologist from Gloucestershire likes to use the name 'GOONER' which say's something about his mentality, when cyber stalking his victims on various detecting forums, although probably now logged on as something else. His particular skill is copying and pasting anything we write, even though these forums are copyright protected.


It does make you wonder who authorised this stalking and how far up the ladder it went, or was it just some young archaeologist who doesn't understand the word libel.. If you write down malicious allegation you better be damned sure you have your facts right, because you will be screwed in court.


Comments:

Oh, how the mighty are fallen! Good riddance! Another one bites the dust. Always be nice to people on the way up, for you'll meet the same people coming down. They never learn. All those years spent bitching about detectorists amounts to her demise....but detecting moves on!
 
 
Regards
 
John H



TAKE A GOOD LOOK at this behaviour, for these are precisely the sort of people the Government wants to employ to oversee archaeology in this country. Libellous accusations and stalking. All of which is completely illegal.  If this is the way the archaeologists want to build trust between detectorist's and the non recording of  finds, then they have a long way to go. Take a good look and decide what you think about that as a "policy".  

 

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I'm no expert





Here we see an open admission from Barford on Dave Welsh's blog:

In answer to his last "point", I have never presented myself as an "expert", I write a blog, my blog is about an issue. I write it for myself, it can be read by those who want to read it, or can be ignored by those that do not. I really have no obligation to explain to anyone else any more than that, and nor do I intend to. I think there is more than enough about me on the internet already and, seeing the misuses unscrupulous people like the ACCG's Mr Welsh put it to, do not intend multiplying it. I feel absolutely no need to justify myself to the likes of Mr Welsh and Mr Tompa's sock-puppet-Houghton or their guffawing metal detectorist and pot-digging friends. 

 

Now here is an admission from old gob shite ''I have never presented myself as an ''expert'' , never a truer word spoken.  But wait a minute doesn't the world revolve around Barford and his twisted communist views. Don't we all have to do the right thing, or Mr Barford will bully you until you submit to his way of thinking. He say's ''I really have no obligation to explain to anyone'' but he continually asks us asks us to explain our actions to him.  Also he says ''I feel absolutely no need to justify myself'' That's funny because every page of crap he has ever written, he asks us to justify our actions.

 

How can you expect anyone to answer you when you openly admit you write your blog for yourself, if this were the case, press the little button that hides it from everyone else apart from you. As we don't want to read this shite day after day. ''Do the right thing Barford delete it''.

 

Also if you write it for yourself, why do you feel justified to feature other peoples material, which has been  clearly stolen off the internet, images, words etc.

 



   ''I have never presented myself as an expert'' Now this is a revelation from Barford, no wonder he is so vague about his qualifications he attained in Britain, and maybe that is why gob shite ran off to Poland, which at the time was a Communist country. Who else would employ him in a top job, where the elite would look after one another, drinking vodka to the early hours, providing nice houses and cars, and where the poor, queued for hours for some mouldy old bread.  The Communistparty which governed the People's Republic of Poland from 1948 to 1989. Ideologically it was based on the theories of Marxism-Leninism. .

 


The nomenklaturawere a category of people within the Soviet Union and other Eastern Bloc countries who held various key administrative positions in all spheres of those countries' activity: government, industry, archaeology, agriculture, education, etc., whose positions were granted only with approval by the communist party of each country or region.

 

The communist Polish United Workers' Party dissolved itself on 29 January 1990, and transformed into Social Democracy of the Republic of Poland. What then happened to all these workers given key roles within the Communist state, they were booted out.

 

Now when we look at Barford's employment, we see he has done very little since 1990,  apart from a bit of translation of Children's books and car washing.


Keep the red flag flying Paul!

 

 

 

 

   


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Satire, à la Chairman Meow!



 

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?


The Things They Say…(including spelling errors)    

Pavel BaЯford:-   (After having been well and truly shafted having been  caught with  his mitts in the Copyright cookie jar)

Authors' Note: Although this post was not included in the original takedown notification where the unknown finder of these apparently unrecorded items lost to public view claimed our use of the photos here was a breach of his copyright, we decided to be on the safe side and remove them- after all we do not want to make Mr Tayler angry do we? The several dozen photos showed a range of typical Anglo-Saxon grave goods, buckles, disc brooches, equal armed brooches, weapons, the lot].

{Photos removed}

*[Authors' Note: This blog is satire and some people quite obviously can take neither criticism or a joke when its not him making spiteful ones about other people. We might indeed wonder just why this person did not want his gallery of recent finds being discussed here, I think we can all have a jolly good guess].

“some people quite obviously can take neither criticism or a joke…,” no,indeed they can’t. Had a look in the mirror lately ComrЯade?

 

From the BaЯford Blog….UPDATE 24.07.12

 “….Quite why the PAS (and Director of CBA) felt they had to engage in this deceit is beyond me.”

However…..by the 28/07/2013, it’s all kissy-kissy judging from the tabloid-esque panting headline:

At last! Paul Barford and Mike Heyworth in total agreement!

Heritage Journal: Editor, Nigel ‘Not Very’ Swift.

 

The King’s New Suit of Clothes?

“….I have never presented myself as an "expert", I write a blog, my blog is about an issue. I write it for myself, it can be read by those who want to read it, or can be ignored by those that do not. I really have no obligation to explain to anyone else any more than that, and nor do I intend to.”

Gosh! We hardly recognise you Pavel,  in your new attire! Been on the road to Damascus per chance? Your candour is admirable, but it was something many us already suspected.

JD&7

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Hello is there anybody out there,  shout if you can hear me, is there anybody home.

 

Barford and Swift just two lone figures on a road to nowhere. Insulting all who stand in their way, players in their own soap opera ''The only way is Barford''.

 

Ed Vaizey took a direct blow as these two clowns demanding his resignation for having the audacity to support us. Many Barford fans will now be chuckling to themselves, after reading their blog. Culture Minister supports detecting.

 

Will these jokers just fade away or die of natural causes, one way or another they have little left apart from  each other. The only comments they ever receive are from one another.

 

To get their viewing figures up they need to insult everyone from boy scouts to 10 year olds that have just taken up detecting as a hobby, so nothing is out of bounds for the Barford/Swift roadshow.

 

In their now empty lives I would like to suggest an alternative hobby to keep them occupied in their old age . Bungee jumping with the rope attached around their necks or crash test dummies. 

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Focus on Partnership: What type of Fibula was it?





As an arsehole working in central Europe and with an interest in the Balkan antiquities trade, I was interested in what type of fibula ended up in an Oxfordshire field and was  handed to the FLO.

 

This zoomorphic brooch depicts an image of the Polish God Barfordus, God of lies and deception.

 

When examined by some so called expert it seemed to covered in a plastic coating, probably trying to hide this odious creature who is featured on it.

 

 


I suspect there is a lot of this type of thing going on, at commercial artefact hunting rallies. Could the rally organisers be seeding the ground I ask myself with cheap and nasty looking brooches such as this one. Soon to be published in a British Treasurer hunting magazine! 

Of course this type of magazine is not on sale in
Warsaw. Unlike Great Britain, you cannot get magazines about hoiking archaeological finds out of archaeological sites which is a great shame.

All we get are books on Karl Marx, claiming benefits in the U.K and the thought's of Chairman Meow.




 Comments:
"Fuck off Barford you're not wanted in Britain"  Oh yes you are!
 
Ronnie and Reggie!
 
 
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