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Verbal diarrheaAre these guys for real, they spend there lives attacking members of the public who's only crime is enjoying a perfect legal...
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Hey Ho, the bitch is gone! Jan Wills, County Archaeologist, who has worked for the Service since 1985, is leaving Gloucestershire Archaeology in early September after 28 glorious years with the County...
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I'm no expertHere we see an open admission from Barford on Dave Welsh's blog:In answer to his last "point", I have never presented myself as an "expert", I write a blog, my blog is about an issue. I...
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Satire, à la Chairman Meow! Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?The Things They Say…(including spelling errors) Pavel BaЯford:- (After having been well and truly...
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Hello is there anybody out there, shout if you can hear me, is there anybody home. Barford and Swift just two lone figures on a road to nowhere. Insulting all who stand in their way, players in their...
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Focus on Partnership: What type of Fibula was it?As an arsehole working in central Europe and with an interest in the Balkan antiquities trade, I was interested in what type of fibula ended up in an...
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Paul's School reporthttp://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii225/chainmail_2007/barfordreport_zpsdb06f8ee.jpgYou will see he had a 'B' where it say's mental problem! Needs to improve his spelling.Oh what a...
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Nigel Swift drowning in junk from his Artefact Erosion Counter. 20000000000000000000000000 Million objects saved for the nation
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Barford at the British MuseumToday the BritishMuseumis pleased to announce the arrival of their new exhibit a rare and extinct breed of Barford man....
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Junk Archaeology....Junk Figures...Junk Analysis "My problem with the PAS is not at all that it is "successful" (because I very openly support the Heritage Action Artefact Erosion Counter which says...
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I bring you tales of hoiking from the U.K, Lord Barford. I have a copy of Yee Old Treasure Hunting magazine, I see there are dark forces at play, with bodies being looted in battle and artefacts being...
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Habitual WankerBarford on his latest blog say's he is the victim again to some abuse from some unknown assailant, who comments on...
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Rabbits pass the buck again! not me Guv. Rabbits in denial again., over holes dug at Lacock, Wiltshire, cricket pitch. A recent survey estimates there are now over 20 million of these night time...
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WALLY'S WACKY WORLD!The Great Lie EXPOSED at Last!! Wally’s AEC Finally Exposed as 24-Carat Tosh!While Warsaw-based Paul Barford and his drippy UK handmaiden, Nigel ‘Not Very’ Swift, are at great...
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Innit Erosion Counter Many people discount my Innit erosion counter as pure bunkum, but the figures speak for themselves. Over the years I ask my readers, how many...
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Barford's Night Before Christmas 'Twas The Night Before ChristmasOh what a pleasureBarford's been bloggingAbout digging up Treasure. He sneaks around the forumswhile swigging a beerHe be better off...
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Groom of the Stool: Barford finds himself the perfect job.The Groom of the Stool was a male servant in the household of an English monarch who, among other duties, “preside[d] over the office of royal...
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The talking arsehole is now bleating on that some of the metal detecting websites are invitation only, yet here is what Barford wrote not that long ago!Paul Barford’s blogs, including his main one that...
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Hair raising
Barford is to announce that he intends to send his toupee on holiday, for an unexpected break over the next few weeks. Ever since he has sported that ridicules hair piece, which resembles road kill on...
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Barford now turns into a parody of himself, ''Claudius hoiking'' ''I, Barford'' 1 comment:Anonymous31 May 2014 07:59He looks so sad now...
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Cirencester Rally
Nice to see Gary Cook from Trowbridge holding a metal detecting rally in September near Cirencester, in a highly sensitive area of Gloucestershire. On land that has previously been detected for many...
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