Barford Fried Chicken
Try the new improved Barford Fried Chicken, it's finger licking good. Out of work author, car washer and Polish translator of children's book, has now started his own successful business in the fast food industry.
With his own secret recipe made from tripe, served in a bargain bucket.
He has said ''it's always nice to end up with a bone in your box'' even if it did belong to his friend Nigel.