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Now that Barfart has retreated back to the Bat cave, to lick his wounds, how does he think it went. We see on the latest photograph of him, he is now 'Lord of the ring piece', and has now become playmate of the month on every gay forum. But always remember safe sex  Paul, no more than 6 inches deep otherwise Nigel may end up with a wristwatch on his todger, that was left behind in the dark ages